hello there friend, and welcome to my latest attempt at a homepage. dunno how long it'll take me to get bored of it, but if it's longer than it takes me to upload it, i'm not doing badly by my standards. suppose i have to say stuff about me now, ummm, i'm a very weird little boy from england and i hate myself... so if i went on and on about what i like and don't like i'd think i was very unoriginal, then think i was boring you, so almost definitely erase everything i'd written... which is pretty much who i am. one thing is i definitely think too much, but i have a trouble with willpower, which could very well be connected to a self-esteem problem, or so my headmaster would have you believe. i'm obviously not gonna be able to get my thoughts together enough to write a decent little intro bit with lots of witty cool-sounding remarks right now, or probably ever, so my best chance is to try and sound as weird as possible, which funnily enough comes naturally to me, cos as we all know, the less sense you make, the cooler you are, so long as you have lots of people to say so, but i'm working on that part... well anyway this site might be a bit shit depending on how my mental health progresses. i ditched trying to show off with a frames site cos i'd just screw it up and look stupid anyway. so i ended up going for the other extreme so it'll download quickly... ummm, yeah well the chances are you really don't care about me or anything i have to say, and the only reason you're here is out of sympathy, so if you can be arsed click on some links by all means do, and if it's crap, or it doesn't work, or my dog ate it, i'm really, really sorry, so please don't hate me for it...

i'm a little pea i love the sky and the trees i'm a teeny tiny little ant checking out this and that i am nothing so you have nothing to hide And i'm a pacifist so I can fuck your shit up oh yea i'm small fuck you asshole you homophobic redneck dick you're big and tough and macho you can kick my ass so fucking what...